ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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