How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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