can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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