Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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