3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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