I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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