i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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