we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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