Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Randomize
