I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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