I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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