Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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