it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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