any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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