We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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