Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
This is the high leading the old right now
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
This is my gift to your gina
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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