and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
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