After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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