i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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