Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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