so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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