Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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