she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Drake has all the answers
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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