just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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