I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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