did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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