we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
