Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize