watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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