Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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