Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i used baking grease as lip gloss
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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