yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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