It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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