I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Randomize
