we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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