if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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