you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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