Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
