If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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