I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Randomize
