weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
this will be a night to untag.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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