i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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