i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
you had me at cake vodka
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
