he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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