We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I said "one day" and that day is not today
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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