did you get engaged???
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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