i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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