How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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