We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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