i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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