i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
