whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
