There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I just had sex on a roof
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
