He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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