Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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