i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
